After nearly 48 hours of continuous deliberation of the top 7,000,000 submissions by our elite panel of 50,000 judges from 12 continents, we have chosen the 3 lucky winners of our "Write the Next STUPID F$&KING RIGHT-WING MEME About #OccupyBoston!" contest.*

As the right-wing gets pushed back further and further into a political obscurity of their own making by the rise of a massive grassroots movement for social justice, the rhetoric from their small and inoffensive army of sweaty-palmed sociopaths in basements around Winchester grows increasingly shrill. For example just yesterday evening, legions of movement supporters following the #OccupyBoston hashtag on Twitter were treated to a real screamer: #OccupyBoston "stopped" a planned food truck festival from happening in Dewey Square, and the festival was going to donate $1,000 to the Greater Boston Food Bank, so therefore #OccupyBoston STOLE $1,000 FROM "THE POOR."

BOSTON - In a surprise move, OmniMegaCorp of New York and Ulan Bator - a leisure service of the Bank of Insubtantia - proclaimed its hostile takeover of Open Media Boston at an early morning press conference in a bunker in an undisclosed location.



OmniMegaCorp Chairman Translation Yclept set a brisk agenda for his first day in charge of the once-feisty weekly news publication. Over a bowl of the company's much-feared Weevilz'n'Bitz breakfast slurry, his first order of business was to crush all opposition.

Cambridge, MA - Dr. Andrew Berry, research associate at Harvard University’s Museum of Comparative Zoology, was amusing and informative in the role of Charles Darwin, in "An Afternoon with Charles Darwin" on Sunday at the Geological Lecture Hall at the Harvard University Museum of Natural History. The performance was part of Harvard University's celebration of the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birth. Over 150 people of all ages were in attendance.

The accompanying 1 hour 18 minute audio recording of the performance can be played below or downloaded from the Sound Lantern audio service in the free software Ogg Vorbis format. Download the free software VLC Player to play Ogg Vorbis files on your own computer.

Join the Boston Firefly Project for an evening of food, raffles and networking with members of Boston’s nonprofit and social justice community.